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I was down in the basement earlier tonight, digging through boxes for something, and I stumbled across an old file folder of fanfiction. This'll be good for a giggle, thought I, and schlepped it upstairs with me when I was done rummaging. I've been paging through it since then.

Oh, god. Oh, god. It's terrible. xD Embarassingly, distressingly, terribly, awkwardly cliched, horrible stuff. I can't decide if I want to laugh or cry or both, and the worst part is: other people have read this crap. Gawd, I was so proud of it all when I wrote it.

Bweeee heeheeheehee!

I may ceremoniously incinerate it all. It would be a kindness, really.

Or maybe I'll post some of the worst of it here for you lot to skewer. *wg*
(Try my patience.)
From:[info]silence-without.blogspot.com
Date: August 18th, 2008 05:47 am (UTC)
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Haaaaaay, I was rummaging through my hard drive recently and found one of your FFs, and I read it.

It was hot.

>_>

<_<
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From:[info]andsaca369
Date: August 18th, 2008 10:55 am (UTC)
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Noooo, see, this is FF from, like, 1994. SO not hot. So not hot at all.
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From:[info]contessaugolino
Date: August 19th, 2008 05:38 pm (UTC)
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I have a theory. Would you like to hear my theory? My theory, let me show you it.

You have to get x number of crappy words out of your system before you can start getting the good ones as they escape. Unfortunately, no one seems to be able to solve for x.

Besides, there's no way it's worse than my Dracula stuff from high school. Srsly. Ow. It had to go. Oh yes, it all had to go.
(Try my patience.)
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