He calls her mom.
He slipped tonight. Said 'my mom and dad' when he was talking about my ex and the gf. |
Oh, damn. I'm so sorry. That sucks in new epic ways of suckage. I can't imagine how much that must've hurt.
On the up side, you are roughly 32673578 billion times more awesome than she is, and 67846542657243657436574 billion times less likely to have crabs.